30. You
recognize your friends by the sound of their exhaust. -Chris SJ.
29. You cry on the first snowfall. -Becca T.
28. You
can identify bugs by taste. -Michael S.
27. You
ride to work, and you work to ride. -Kenneth Y.
26.
Grabbing a burger takes all day. -Dan F.
25. You
use your dishwasher to clean bike parts. -Dusty R.
24. You
feel like every car is out to get you. -Kevin K.
23. You
try to throw your leg over your car seat. -Daniel N.
22. Your
worst day on your bike is better than your best day anywhere else. -Dane H.
21. The only destinations are sunrise and sunset. -Bob J.
20. Nothing
heals like two wheels. -Janeen K.
19. You
can’t imagine your life without riding or the memories of riding. -Judson B.
18.
Someone says you have an “iron butt” and it’s a compliment. -Daniel D.
17.
Your biggest decision of the day is left or right. -Randy S.
16. You
make your bike payment before any other bills are paid. -John F.
15. You
relate more to a dog hanging its head out of a passing car than you do to
humans. -James B.
14.
Your dirty clothes smell like exhaust and beer. -Ted D.
13. You
lie to your wife in order to spend more quality time with your bike. -Chris H.
12. You
know what a grasshopper feels like at 100 miles per hour. -Robert N.
11.
Your hairdryer has handlebars. -Kitten C.
10. You
have more pics of your bike than your kids and grandkids. -Peggy D.
9. You subconsciously
wave at another motorcycle and you’re in your car. -Brodie M.
8. The
wind in your hair and face makes you happier than a paycheck. -Erik O.
7. You
help more people than the government. -Jonathan B.
6.
Picking bugs out of your beard becomes part of your daily grooming ritual. -Dan
C.
5. You
go down and the only thing you ask is ‘how’s my bike.’ -Margie C.
4. You
give up trying to explain to people why you ride because if they have to ask
they wouldn’t understand. -Jeff T.
3. You
hate the fact that you were in front of your computer long enough to read this
and not on your scoot. -Skyler M.
2. You
want to be buried with your bike because you’re not done riding yet. -Pat K.
1.
Your ass hurts… your back is killing you… you can’t feel your hands or feet…
and when your buddy asks you if you want to take a break you look him straight
in the eyes and say HELL NO LET’S RIDE !!!!! -Don C.
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