Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older

• Death is the #1 killer in the world.
• Life is sexually transmitted.
• Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
• Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
• In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now it is the world that is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.